Mongalloyd greets a passing car whilst going for an evening stroll near The Sandsifter in Cornwall - Photo: Mickey Smith

SLUT TEAM RIDER "MONGALLOYD" NARROWLY AVOIDS ARREST FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE - AGAIN

Slut's sponsored party maniac "Mongalloyd" (booze induced alter ego of Lloyd Burnard) has been far from lying low of late, having recently reached a new milestone in his public nudity escapades with his surprisingly long awaited debut run-in with Police officers concerning the matter. The highly entertaining, and legally contoversial incident took place back in May at the world famous annual festival of "Flora Day" held in Helston, Cornwall. An ancient pagan celebration of fertility and the arrival of spring through the medium of traditional music and dance, and (more recently for the younger generations) ridiculous amounts of partying.

We'll spare you the details but to cut the story short, after having already taken his clothes off well over twenty times so far that day, Mongalloyd finally got collared by coppers in Helston main street midway through the afternoon. Whilst hurredly trying to clothe himself, a somewhat flustered Monga' tried to reason that his activities were in keeping with Flora Day's association with the celebration of fertiliity, but following numerous complaints from concerned senior members of the crowd, who were clearly not aquainted with these kind of rituals the officers in question were having none of it. So in despair at the thought of having his Flora day cut short by a visit to the slammer, and resulting charges of indecent exposure the officers were now threatening, a desperate Mongalloyd made a final attempt to wrangle his way out of trouble. His method? By bursting into tears!

Much to the amusement of many onlookers and friends, his trump card move instantly did the trick, with the officers by now taking pity and telling a tearful Monga he would be let off as long as he kept his clothes on and promised to leave town right away and didn't set foot back in Helston for 12 hours. At which point, to many disbelieving looks from those watching, Mongalloyd happily finished doing up his trousers, shook the officers hands and strode off to find his exit, safe in the knowledge he would be continuing his future "rituals" free of a criminal record.


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Mongalloyd out at Irelands notorious big wave spot "Aileen's". He doesn't just run around naked all the time - sometimes he wears a rubber suit too! Photo: Mickey Smith