We mentioned a while back about Mongalloyd co-organising a new Cornish festival "OceanDaze". Well it went ahead, and as promised, there was a surf comp. These days there's surf comps are all over the place, but despite what all the hype says, unfortunately it's safe to say that more often than not, most of them are a pretty dull affair. This one however was different, possibly due to the amount of 'characters' involved, and the fact that most of them kind of forgot to stop drinking, or get any sleep the night before. 

Getting to the point, the prize giving was pretty interesting too, with our very own Mongalloyd on stage, dishing out the honours to the winning teams, assisted by this year's "FHM High Street Honeys" winner, Cornish model 'Charlotte Thompson', and her mate. It all went pretty well, at least until Mongalloyd gave in to the urge to make his presence felt, and after pushing the girls aside, started telling the onlooking crowd of people, in a packed out tent, on the main stage in the middle of the afternoon, the story of the time he took Viagra, and it all went wrong. How did it go down? Have a look for yourself....

A massive thanks to Kat from SurfGirl for the clip. It's a bit shakey because of Kat's laughing, and probably a bit of crying too no doubt.


Incase you're wondering who the genius was that decided surfing naked was the way forward, it's non other than Praze-An-Beeble hooliigan 'Kelvin Batt', busting out what proved to be one of the most innovative moves of the contest, in his attempt to secure a win for the Porthleven team.

You'll be pleased to hear that Kelv has recently put his passion for getting naked to some more good use, by setting up a unique new butler agency. If you would like some 'Butlers in the Buff' serving champagne at your party, or if you think it's something you want a career in, give Kelvin a shout.  Just send an email through out contact page, and we'll pass on your message to the man himself. Serious enquiries only please. We have no time for piss takers. Well, not much time anyway.