The Man With The Slut Tattoo

If you've looked through any of the Love Riot photos over the last year, you may have noticed a guy proudly sporting a SLUT tattoo on the inside of his lip. To be honest we didn't quite know what to make of it at first - wether the be proud or scared. After a spot of investigating, It turned out his name's Toran, he's from Penzance, he's probably out of all our guests been the one person who got naked on the dance floor at Love Riot most this year, and although he's clearly got a screw loose (like the best of us) Toran's actually a pretty nice guy.  Slut's intrepid reporter "Edmund"  went on a mission to find out some more for you...
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Who are you?

Toran Cloke

What do you do?
 
Party. Or do you mean job-wise? I'm an apprentice carpenter. But i do like to party.

I hear you got SLUT tattooed on you, how did that come about?
 
Yeah, i've got it on the inside of my lip. I think i was intoxicated talking to one of you boys, might've been Mongalloyd, and told you I was gonna get it done. I like to think of myself as a man of my word, so i booked myself in, and the next day i was having it done. It hurt like fuck!

I hear you can get your clothes off in double quick time on dance floors? Does this help get you chicks?
 
Indeed i can, especially when there's Lambrini involved. But no, i don't think it helps. It's not much to look at. Haha. But it is pierced.

What's your perfect weekend look like?
 
I wouldn't remember. But i think it would involve live music, Cherry Lambrini and lots of beautiful people.

Any fun stories from this summer? Any spectacular injuries, arrests, stunts etc?
 
I have been arrested, but we won't go into that. I really can't remember, damn alcohol. I think i've been rather tame this summer, but there has obviously been the usual nakedness and drunken ideas. But i'm finally being alllowed back into pubs and clubs again, which is good. For now anyway.

Any adventures on the horizon?

Ooh, many, many plans. Mostly involving fancy dress/crossdressing. Watch this space!

What's your favourite phrase?
 
"I like to party"

Heroes?
 
Will Ferrell, God, my Mum, Mongalloyd, You guys at Slut, and anyone that enjoys a bloody good Love Riot!

Villans?

The government

Any parting words?
 
See you on the dancefloor!!!
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Well there you have it. No doubt we'll be hearing or seeing more of Toran's antics before too long.